vua:
i want to be friends with some of you but u all scare me like what if u think I’m lame I can’t deal with that sort of rejection
(via ice-cream-skies)
cayya:
Sheldor the Pantless.
What's wrong with our society.
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Kim Kardashian:
I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
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America:
Well sure why not?
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Britney Spears:
I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
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America:
Whatever you want!
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Carmen Electra:
I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
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America:
Okay, sounds like fun!
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Gay couple:
We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
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America:
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
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me, daytime:
omg omg can't wait till i get back to my computer, so much ideas, gonna vid gonna gif gonna make graphics omg omg omg i need tumblr now
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me, at night, with photoshop opened:
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me, at night, with photoshop opened:
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me, at night, with photoshop opened:
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me, at night, with photoshop opened:
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me, at night, with photoshop opened:
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me, at night, with photoshop opened:
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computer:
whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR
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me:
shh it's ok
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Friend:
you only like ______ because of his looks.
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Me:
yeah, that's why I bought his album, to listen to his face.
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person 1:
i can draw really well
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person 2:
i'm really athletic
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person 3:
i write really well
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person 4:
i'm fucking gorgeous
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person 5:
i'm hilarious and likable
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person 6:
i can dance really well
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me:
i can breathe
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